Totally random questions………copy and paste and answer the questions………forward to all your friends including the one who sent it to you………time to see how clever or boring your friends are. LOL
1. If you were a pirate, how would you avoid laughing when saying 'poop deck'?
Start singing a jolly song about scurvy pirates!
2. What spells can you cast with magic markers?
The kinds that make what you draw come to life.
3. Come up with some possible band names for your group that features a washboard and a styrofoam tuba?
4.You get to ride the big roller coaster three times in a row. What will keep your dad from taking a bite out of your candy apple?
Tossing it to some stranger.
5. The squish of mud between your toes; how would you live your life as a frog?
Somewhere where a prince was.
6. What would you wear for camouflage if you were hiding in a gingerbread house?
Frosting that made me look like a zombie gingerbread man/gal.
7. You've been invited to a fancy ball but the only thing you have to wear is an orange wooly jumper. What shoes do you wear?
Some nice black flats
8. If mud is dirt plus water, what is clay?
9. The love potion you made tastes terrible. How will you drink it?
Tell the person I made it for it is medicine to save their lives. ;)
10. Well, maybe they don't need them, but don't you think that some fish might like a bicycle?
Maybe. They think about their fitness too!
11. You've been entered in a shadow puppet contest. What's your best pose?
The bird :P
12. Your superpower is that you smell like dandelions whenever someone lies. How will you maintain your secret identity?
Carry around my dandelion body spray.
13. What's the best time you've ever had licking stamps?
When I put the stamps on a letter to someone I hoped would write back.
14. The wicked backspin caught you off guard. How will you play it off without losing your footing?
Do the vogue.
15. Why does the color blue mean raspberry-flavored?
Because it does!
16. What reason do you have to believe the earth is flat?
It’s flat? You sure?
17. If you were a wrestler, what would be your finishing move?
The kind where I stood on their backs as I did a jig.
18. In the dream where you show up to school naked, why do you never go swimming?
No idea. But I may have gone swimming ;)
19. You have to dig a hole to China. Where do you start?
20. What's the most amount of sand you've ever had in your swimming trunks?
I don’t wear trunks.
21. Try writing your name with your other hand. Where was that person raised?
Just to the left of me.
22. You're wearing a sweater that stretches down to your feet. What color belt do you put on?
23. Whoops! Your tongue is now a magnet. Whatever will you use for silverware?
24. Your people want to make a statue in your honor. What will it be made out of and what victory will it commemorate?
It will be made out of marble and it will commemorate my awesomeness.
25. Which is easier to make a model airplane out of and why: a banana peel or a wet sock?
Wet Sock cause then you spray a glue on it and it will dry at the plane.
26. What's the earliest you've gotten up to watch cartoons and what did you see?
5 or 6 am and it was like Sailor Moon I think. I am really not sure. Now a day it’s Whatever Martha at 8am.
27. You've got to make contact with the alien leader. How will you tell when the conversation is finished?
By sending in Chuck Norris to handle them.
28. Which do you prefer and why: whittling with soap or whistling with wood?
What whittle for?